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Mad Cow Plush Stuffed Animal

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$ 45.00
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Mad Cow – Your Personal Stampede Stopper

Look, the world’s gone sideways. Up is down, peace is a luxury, and folks are angrier than a bull in a hornet’s nest. But you? You don’t have to lose your cool just ‘cause the world’s lost its mind.

Meet Mad Cow, the stress-busting plushie that lets you let it out without throwin’ hands or punchin’ drywall. Give its legs a squeeze and them little arms flap like a ranch cook shooing flies off a fresh pie. It’s oddly satisfying. And it works.

Mad Cow ain’t just cute. It’s a tool. A funny-lookin’ friend with udders full of understanding and a face that’s seen some things. Whether it’s politics, traffic, or someone talkin' during a movie, you give those legs a good squeeze and let the rage flap itself right outta your system.

You can’t fix the world in a day, but you can keep yourself from exploding like a firecracker in a feed shed. Mad Cow’s here to help you hold the line. No judgment. No nonsense. Just therapeutic flappin' and a quiet reminder that even anger has a rhythm you can ride out.

 

 

Mad Cow Set Includes: 

1x Plush Cow with Adorable Udders and a Swishy Tail

2x Leg Squeeze Actuated Flappy Arms

 1x Totally not Laser Beam Red Eye

1x Cow Print Tote Bag

Certifed Moo'd 

Mad cow is in a MOOd and having none of it today. This adorably grumpy plush has squeezy stress-relieving udders for your sensory enjoyment. 

 



    Mad Cow is an exclusive product of Mysterious Design and is only available at the Mysterious Shop. Beware of imitations and copycats. 

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      **Update – April 2025**
      Due to newly imposed tariffs by the U.S. government, the shipping fee for parcels to the United States is now based on weight and starting at a minimum of $15 USD. This fee includes all applicable taxes and import duties, ensuring that no additional charges will be incurred by customers upon delivery.

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      Delivery time depends on global events, delivery location, and time of year, with 3 weeks being typical and some situations requiring 2~4+ weeks once shipped.

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      Reviewed by Fawn E.
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      Rated 5 out of 5

      So cute!!!!

      I got this cutie for my two eldest daughters and they both absolutely adore them! Just in case anyone was wondering, the arms work through a system of air filled plastic balls like things that are in the legs, basically, they inflate small balloon like things in the armpits causing them to lift up!

      if you ever squeeze the balls in the legs so hard that they indent and become malfoamed, do not panic! Give them a few minutes and they will fix themselves. You're welcome. 😁😁

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      Reviewed by Garzoli A.
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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Love him!

      I honestly love it so much easily the best purchase iv made and for someone who loves cowd I seriously recommend getting one

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      Reviewed by Alicia W.
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      Rated 5 out of 5

      Tactile? Yes Please~!~!~!

      I adore the sensory udders~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! The different eye colours are so cute on this adorable little cow~. This is not a toy. There are wires in the limbs. Please do not mistake it for a toy. I do cuddle it to play with the sensory udders because I am tactile, however, I make sure that I do not accidentally treat it like a toy because I am aware that it is not a toy. No photo with this review because I am a private person. Thank You Mysterious~!~!~! U^ェ^U

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      Reviewed by Lain S.
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      Rated 4 out of 5

      A slight defect

      I love this lil gal, and her flappy arms! But it bothers me a lot that her ears are VERY different lengths. I understand these are hand sewn, but it was literally the first thing I noticed when I got it out of its packaging. At first I thought its shorter ear was just folded weirdly, but no it's just significantly smaller than the other.

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      Reviewed by Kenzir R.
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      Rated 5 out of 5

      I love her so much!

      She’s so sweet and soft. If you squeeze her legs she has the cutest angry arm flaps!

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