Mad Cow – Your Personal Stampede Stopper
Look, the world’s gone sideways. Up is down, peace is a luxury, and folks are angrier than a bull in a hornet’s nest. But you? You don’t have to lose your cool just ‘cause the world’s lost its mind.
Meet Mad Cow, the stress-busting plushie that lets you let it out without throwin’ hands or punchin’ drywall. Give its legs a squeeze and them little arms flap like a ranch cook shooing flies off a fresh pie. It’s oddly satisfying. And it works.
Mad Cow ain’t just cute. It’s a tool. A funny-lookin’ friend with udders full of understanding and a face that’s seen some things. Whether it’s politics, traffic, or someone talkin' during a movie, you give those legs a good squeeze and let the rage flap itself right outta your system.
You can’t fix the world in a day, but you can keep yourself from exploding like a firecracker in a feed shed. Mad Cow’s here to help you hold the line. No judgment. No nonsense. Just therapeutic flappin' and a quiet reminder that even anger has a rhythm you can ride out.
Mad Cow Set Includes:
1x Plush Cow with Adorable Udders and a Swishy Tail
2x Leg Squeeze Actuated Flappy Arms
1x Totally not Laser Beam Red Eye
1x Cow Print Tote Bag
Certifed Moo'd
Mad cow is in a MOOd and having none of it today. This adorably grumpy plush has squeezy stress-relieving udders for your sensory enjoyment.
Mad Cow is an exclusive product of Mysterious Design and is only available at the Mysterious Shop. Beware of imitations and copycats.
