Meet the Crashing Out Bun
This isn’t your grandma’s stuffed animal, and it sure as hell isn’t a cutesy Instagram prop. This is a battle-worn, dust-covered, nerve-frayed companion - a reminder that sometimes the rodeo of life leaves you face-down in the dirt with a smashed sarsaparilla bottle and a missing partner.
Crashing Out Bun wears its scars proudly: the busted bottle in hand, the wild-eyed stare, the ears that hang like the last shred of your dignity after a long, hard night. It is rebellion made soft, a plush totem for those teetering at the edge but still showing up to the saloon. Symbolically, this plushie embodies the human condition - overreach, heartbreak, burnout, the whole damned circus. But instead of leaving you in the dust, it offers a soft hand on the shoulder, a cowboy-hatted whisper: “You got this, cowbun.”
This plushie doesn’t fix your crashing out moments. It honors them. It’s a declaration that you are not alone on your messy, glorious ride.
Crashing Out Set Includes:
1x Super Soft Rabbit measures 50cm (19.6 inches)
1x Sturdy Tote Bag - measures 38cm x 33cm (15in x 13in)
1x Broken Plushie Bottle
1x Cowboy hat
Crashing Out Cowbun Rabbit is Copyright of Mysterious LLC and is exclusively available at plushiedreadfuls.com
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Homie is constantly crashing out and this is him as a plushie!! Our favorite part is definitely the plush shattered half glass bottle accessory 🤣🤣 Cowbun crashes out so that we don't have to! Lol. The car decal was a really delightful extra touch and a nice surprise.
Bought it due to work issues, love it. I’m considering putting it on my desk. Only drawback the white layer doesn’t seem up to the standards of the rest plushies.
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